Well well well. Seems you are expecting an awful lot from me. You want me to document your life daily? Well, that’s what I do, being the shadow you see behind you most days and have begun to fear. Don’t worry, you! You’re not going crazy at all. I AM stalking you. I’m probably harmless.
But I’ve also been busy stalking her, and him. I have a lot of you to stalk, because You is a ubiquitous term meaning you, you and you, and I have to stalk you all equally or else you’ll feel unloved and start competing with each other, and we don’t need another Hunger Games. How is that for a pop culture reference? It is the last time I will bend to your popping culture. Unless I feel like it. FAIRY TALE MOVIES. Yes, that should bring us up to speed.
So now we move to something more sporadic, depending on how much time I have to transcribe my notes from The Stalking Ledger to The Stalking Document to The Stalking Bl—this innocent blog. Don’t be afraid. I find it sad when you make that face while you’re sleeping. Be happy! You looked very nice today.
Best regards! Wear that blue thing next time. I’ll see you tonight, tomorrow and next week.